It was a typical Saturday afternoon at the big weird guys house. The loud boy was in the kitchen fixing himself some pizza rolls.He sang tragically off tune as he waited for the pizza rolls to cool off some so that he could eat them. “Mmmm. Pizza Rolls.” He said aloud as he gathered a…
Today we are joined by Cletus McSschnitzelheimer the world renowned explorer, archeologist, and skee ball champion. We pause on our journey for Cletus to point out Crazy A’s Trading Post, a place that claimed to have everything you need for a trip through Nanaland and also to Aunt-Anitaca. Cletus notices there is nothing in Crazy…
It was a beautiful sunny day. The caring woman, the painted girl and the alien midgets were discussing what they wanted to do.“Why don’t we have a picnic?” The oldest of the two alien midgets asked.“That is a great idea.” The caring woman said. “I will pack us a picnic basket, with some sandwiches, lemonade,…
Before there was Joe Paterno, before there was Bobby Bowden, before there was Paul Bryant, but after there was Alonzo Stagg, there was Woodrow Gribs. Woodrow Gribs, born in Mudslip Mississippi in 1907 and coached until his untimely death in 1968 at the age of 43. Woodrow Gribs was a master of defense, special teams,…
It was a typical morning as Elroy J. Catt wandered around outside, Chasing bugs and pestering Spookie Marie Moosebaum. The big weird guy noticing that Elroy was outside decided to enjoy a Blueberry Pop-Tart. Knowing that Elroy would be inside as soon as he heard any activity in the kitchen, the big weird guy tiptoed…
It was a typical day at the Elroy J. Catt residence. Elroy had made his early appearance into the big weird guys room. “Quit tap dancing on my head.” The big weird guy said. To which Elroy responded “Meow.” Which is cat language for “Rise and shine, monkey boy. I’m hungry, and the sun is…
It was a typical day at the home of Elroy J. Catt, not much was going on. After fighting the poltergeists in the bathroom for the eighth time this week and stopping them from tearing up the toilet paper yet again, Elroy J. Catt decided that he would go outside and make the world safe….
It was a typical day, the big weird guy was up wandering around the house, mumbling and grumbling to himself. The caring woman was cooking some breakfast. The loud boy was still asleep in his room. Spookie Marie Moosebaum was perched on the back of the recliner in the living room observing everything that was…
Elroy J. Catt was making his usual rounds through the house when he heard the big weird guy call him. “Elroy.” The big weird guy said. “Who destroyed the toilet paper?” “Meow.” replied Elroy, which is cat language for “Well it looked like so much fun when the poltergeist were doing it that the roach…
Hi, Big Weird Guy, also known as Gary here. I thought I would take a little time to enlighten those that don’t know as to the facts and fictions of Elroy J. Catt. Elroy came to live with us a couple of years ago right around Christmas time. He just showed up one evening and…
