It was a typical day at the Elroy J. Catt residence. Elroy had made his early appearance into the big weird guys room. “Quit tap dancing on my head.” The big weird guy said. To which Elroy responded “Meow.” Which is cat language for “Rise and shine, monkey boy. I’m hungry, and the sun is…
It was a typical day at the home of Elroy J. Catt, not much was going on. After fighting the poltergeists in the bathroom for the eighth time this week and stopping them from tearing up the toilet paper yet again, Elroy J. Catt decided that he would go outside and make the world safe….
It was a typical day, the big weird guy was up wandering around the house, mumbling and grumbling to himself. The caring woman was cooking some breakfast. The loud boy was still asleep in his room. Spookie Marie Moosebaum was perched on the back of the recliner in the living room observing everything that was…
Elroy J. Catt was making his usual rounds through the house when he heard the big weird guy call him. “Elroy.” The big weird guy said. “Who destroyed the toilet paper?” “Meow.” replied Elroy, which is cat language for “Well it looked like so much fun when the poltergeist were doing it that the roach…
Hi, Big Weird Guy, also known as Gary here. I thought I would take a little time to enlighten those that don’t know as to the facts and fictions of Elroy J. Catt. Elroy came to live with us a couple of years ago right around Christmas time. He just showed up one evening and…
It was a typical morning as the alarm clock sounded, startling Elroy J. Catt and causing him to slap the big weird guy in the foot. “Meow.” Said Elroy, which is cat language for “Hey big weird guy turn off that stinking alarm clock.” To which the big weird guy responded “Dang it Elroy! Quit…
It was a typical Saturday morning as Elroy J. Catt was walking through the house, the big weird guy was drinking a cup of coffee and mumbling to himself. The caring woman was still asleep as was the loud boy who had stayed up playing video games to the break of dawn. Elroy walked by…
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house. Not a creature was stirring especially not a mouse. For they were afraid of neither gun, trap nor bat They were in fear of Elroy J. Catt. Elroy minded the kitchen and looked at the tree Where patiently waiting was Spookie Marie For early that…
It was a typical Saturday morning, the sun had not yet risen as Elroy J. Catt watched the big weird guy stumbling about through the house mumbling and muttering to himself. “Meow?” Said Elroy to the big weird guy. Which is cat language for “Hey! You going to put some food in my bowl or…
It was a typical Spring day as the big weird guy and the loud boy were out side working in the yard. Elroy J. Catt watched curiously as they walked around picking up branches and moving things around. “Meow?” Which is cat language for “What in the ever loving blue eyed world are you two…
