We enter the Oval Office to find a distraught Barack Obama, talking to Joe Biden.
Obama – Joe, this shit is getting bad. Benghazi, Fast and Furious, The I.R.S. , all of this crap is taking a toll on me.
Biden – I know bosserooni, and now it seems the press is turning on you, too.
Obama – I’m wondering what the heck I should do.
Biden – Buy a shotgun.
Obama – What?
Biden – This is a big f***ing deal.
Obama – I know it’s a big deal.
Biden – Millions and millions of people agree with me on this.
Obama – On what?
Biden – Oh, sorry big kahuna I was just looking over all my usual talking points to see if I could find something to help you.
Obama – Well it aint working, Joe.
Biden – Hey at least we got the I.R.S. to go after that guy in Alabama that makes fun of you on his website.
Obama – Which one is that.
Biden – The one that writes that one fine day in the oval office stuff.
Obama – Yes but that is one fish in a large pond.
Biden – I thought his site was fishy.
Obama – Of course he also made fun of W. when he was president.
Biden -Yeah, but that was different, W. is not the messiah that you are. Although I do love his pelosi jokes.
Obama – There is no bigger joke than Nancy herself.
Biden – True dat!
Obama – So what do I do about my scandal riddled presidency. Maybe I should just pack up and go home.
Biden – Yeah that would be the thing. Nixon resigned before he was impeached.
Obama – Yeah, but Bill was impeached and not removed from office.
Biden – Well, if I have any say in the matter you can bet your ass that you will be removed from office.
Obama – Thanks Joe…. wait what?
Biden – Yep then they won’t have nobody to pick on or make fun of but Uncle Joe Biden.
Obama – So you want me out of office too?
Biden – Did I say that out loud?
Join us next time after the author of this gets done dealing with the irs (seriously) and hopefully we will have something funny to say.