Once upon a time there was a bored girl. “I’m bored.” she said.
“What is there to do today?”
“I have it! A great idea.” She said giggling psychotically.
“I think I will go for a swim down at the creek.” She laughed.
So she walked down to the creek. Still giggling uncontrollably.
When she got to the creek she splashed around on the edge of it for a while,
“This water feels so good.” She said to herself as she leaped like a maniac into the creek.
Just as she hit the water
A frog came drifting by.
“Yo! What up?” Said the frog.
“Holy shit a talking frog.” Said the girl.
“What you never heard a frog talk before?” The frog asked.
“Well, hell no. I live in the real world and frogs don’t talk. I knew I shouldn’t have had that hemp brownie today.” The girl said.
“Well, I’m a magical frog. The frog said.
“A magical frog?” asked the girl.
“Damn. Are you going to let me tell my story or keep asking me questions.” The frog stated.
“Oh I’m sorry tell your story Mr. Frog. ” The girl replied.
“Well I was once a handsome prince and was turned into a frog by an evil witch.” The frog said.
“An evil witch?” The girl asked.
“No an evil witch.” The frog said.
“Now, you gonna let me tell this story or what?”
“Sorry.” The girl said.
“Aight. This here evil witch turned me into a frog and said that the only way to get out of being a frog was to get a kiss from a beautiful girl.” The frog said.
“So you want me to kiss you?” The girl asked.
“No. I want you to find a beautiful girl to kiss me. OF COURSE I WANT YOU TO KISS ME.” The frog shouted
So the girl picked up the frog, puckered her lips and planted one right on the frogs smiling face.
“Ugh bug breath.” She said as she put the frog down.
Then magically the frog began to transform.
“Oh goody goody.” She said, watching the frog grow and change shape.
Sure enough the frog grew and grew, until it was the size of a man and it began taking on facial features.
Then suddenly it was a man.
The moral of this story. Don’t eat hemp brownies and don’t believe a lying ass frog.
