So, occasionally I get depressed. I get anxious. I also get mood swings.
Saturday night, my sons kitten managed to get out of the house and was killed.
He was a great little cat and is missed.
That along with some other issues (approaching birthday), health problems, trying to solve to many problems at once, triggered my anxiety, which was followed by severe depression.
I went three days dealing with this and while I ws talking to my wonderful wife, she said she had some stuff here that the bought for her son (my step-son) to help with his anxiety and depression, apparently he didn’t want it.
SMART MOVE.
I said I was willing to try anything at this point because I was incapable of functioning for long like I was.
When I got home she prepared a large glass of this drink.
“It helps fight depression.” She says.
“It helps fight anxiety.” She says.
“It gives your body back some of the nutrients it needs.” She says.
What she didn’t say was that it MAKES YOU CRAP IN YOUR SLEEP!
Yep, that’s right laying in bed sound asleep and I feel a little tingle, then a little dampness.
So I jump up to head for the bathroom, knocking my pillow onto the floor and proceed to slip and fall landing on my butt on my pillow.
The sickening stinking squish that resulted was enough to make me want to puke.
That was right around midnight.
Now I drive a truck for employment, so I naturally need sleep in order to be as safe and as alert as I can be.
Guess what I’m not getting tonight.
Sleep.
That’s right.
No sleep until the stomach stops churning.
Not to mention the projectile diarrhea stops.
I swear I could back up to a forest fire, bend over and spray the dang thing back about twenty feet.
I’m going to miss a days work because of this stuff.
So if anyone ever suggests it to you….. just say NO!
Or be prepared to face the consequences.