It was a typical day, the big weird guy was up wandering around the house, mumbling and grumbling to himself. The caring woman was cooking some breakfast. The loud boy was still asleep in his room. Spookie Marie Moosebaum was perched on the back of the recliner in the living room observing everything that was…
Before there was Joe Paterno, before there was Bobby Bowden, before there was Paul Bryant, but after there was Alonzo Stagg, there was Woodrow Gribs. Woodrow Gribs, born in Mudslip Mississippi in 1907 and coached until his untimely death in 1968 at the age of 43. Woodrow Gribs was a master of defense, special teams,…
It was a beautiful sunny day. The caring woman, the painted girl and the alien midgets were discussing what they wanted to do.“Why don’t we have a picnic?” The oldest of the two alien midgets asked.“That is a great idea.” The caring woman said. “I will pack us a picnic basket, with some sandwiches, lemonade,…
Elroy J. Catt was making his usual rounds through the house when he heard the big weird guy call him. “Elroy.” The big weird guy said. “Who destroyed the toilet paper?” “Meow.” replied Elroy, which is cat language for “Well it looked like so much fun when the poltergeist were doing it that the roach…
It was a typical Spring day as the big weird guy and the loud boy were out side working in the yard. Elroy J. Catt watched curiously as they walked around picking up branches and moving things around. “Meow?” Which is cat language for “What in the ever loving blue eyed world are you two…
It was a typical morning as the alarm clock sounded, startling Elroy J. Catt and causing him to slap the big weird guy in the foot. “Meow.” Said Elroy, which is cat language for “Hey big weird guy turn off that stinking alarm clock.” To which the big weird guy responded “Dang it Elroy! Quit…
The night was cold and dark as Elroy J. Catt walked down the street. Lucky for him the rain had stopped and he was not soaked. Up ahead he saw lights, lots and lots of lights, he walked toward the bright twinkling lights and saw that someone had decorated for Christmas. “What in the world?”…
Today we are joined by Cletus McSschnitzelheimer the world renowned explorer, archeologist, and skee ball champion. We pause on our journey for Cletus to point out Crazy A’s Trading Post, a place that claimed to have everything you need for a trip through Nanaland and also to Aunt-Anitaca. Cletus notices there is nothing in Crazy…
It was a typical Saturday afternoon at the big weird guys house. The loud boy was in the kitchen fixing himself some pizza rolls.He sang tragically off tune as he waited for the pizza rolls to cool off some so that he could eat them. “Mmmm. Pizza Rolls.” He said aloud as he gathered a…
Hi, Big Weird Guy, also known as Gary here. I thought I would take a little time to enlighten those that don’t know as to the facts and fictions of Elroy J. Catt. Elroy came to live with us a couple of years ago right around Christmas time. He just showed up one evening and…