It all started with a new television. We got the new tv and it wouldn’t fit in the old entertainment center, so I decided to build a new entertainment center.
Then my girlfriend says, “That old coffee table looks like crap next to that new entertainment center, you can’t build a coffee table can you”?
So I built a new coffee table.
Then it was “Those end tables look like crap with that new entertainment center and new coffee table, can you build some end tables”?
So I built a couple of end tables.
Then it was “That old couch sure looks like crap with the new coffee table and end tables and entertainment center”.
So I got a beer.
I aint building no couch.