We enter the Oval Office to find …… nobody. Not a soul. No one at all.
Why? Because they are out in a boat cruising around in the Atlantic Ocean.
Obama – Joe. Quit singing Sixteen men on a dead mans chest.
Biden – Awe okay. Hey big bassoon, why are we out in this boat?
Obama – Well Joe it’s for two reasons. One, this boat is an analogy of the current situation of America….
Biden – And the other reason?
Obama – The guy that is writing this couldn’t scan the picture he drew onto his computer to add to this story.
Biden – Ha! That’ll learn him to buy the cheap printer.
Obama – Anyway in this story we are out here in the ocean in this boat with these holes in it.
The ocean represents a sea of taxes. The holes in the boat represents government spending and each stream of water coming in represents issues such as obamacare, entitlement programs and foreign aid.
Biden – What is that great big one?
Obama – That’s the national debt.
Biden – What is the one with the plug in it?
Obama – Military spending.
Biden – Why is it plugged off?
Obama – Cause I feel like our military is bloated and doesn’t really need anything. Besides the world loves me, we would never come under attack for anything by any foreign country.
Biden – What about Benghazi?
Obama – Oh that is just fiction, like those rocks represent over there. (Pointing to rocks that represent, Fast and Furious, IRS, Acorn, Voter Fraud, Benghazi, Immigration Enforcement, and other assorted lies and scandals).
Biden – We seem to be sinking, should we start bailing out the water?
Obama – Naa, just toss a few more taxpayers overboard.
Biden – Okay. (He tosses a few more taxpayers overboard) Hey all these rats leaving this boat should help lighten the load a good bit.
Obama – That’s just the mainstream media getting out while the getting is good.
Biden – Why are you drilling more holes in the boat?
Obama – To let the water drain faster.
Biden – I’ll throw in a few more taxpayers.
Obama – Good, we have to lighten this ship as much as possible.
Biden – Well I have tossed in all the taxpayers and military personnel that we had.
Obama – Good that makes room for those immigrants that are stranded on those rocks.
Biden – Won’t that make the boat heavier again?
Obama – You’re right Joe. (Picks up his drill again and starts drilling.
Biden – Boss I think you’re going about this all wrong.
Obama – What do you mean Joe? Are you getting common sense or something? You’re not turning into a libertarian are you?
Biden – No I just mean that this doesn’t seem quite right.
Obama – You mean sacrificing the taxpayers and businesses for the people who pay no taxes and only drain our system?
Biden – No I mean you keep drilling holes.
Obama – Yes it’s to let the water out.
Biden – Yes. But you should get a shotgun it will make bigger holes quicker.
Obama – Good point, that will teach those idiots that believe in the constitution to block my gun bans.
Tune in next time when we hear;
Biden – Hey is that the great white whale, Moby Dick over there?
Obama – No that’s just Barney Frank sunbathing nude again.