New Truck for my Son

So my son is twelve years old, will be thirteen this year, and there is no way that I can afford to buy him a new or even newer vehicle when he turns sixteen, unless of course I hit the lottery or the publishers clearing house people show up and give me a million bucks. If I was wealthy enough I still would not buy him a new vehicle.
This old truck is a fixer upper and will take several years to get fixed up and running. Hopefully we will be done with it by the time he gets his drivers license.
It’s a 1962 Ford F100 Custom Cab. Not the unibody.
The bed has rusted away and been removed, of course I never like those beds. Ford thought the 59 models beds were so nice they continued to use them on into 62.
Finding a stepside bed for it is going to be rough, so my thoughts are instead of buying the componets and spending nearly 1000 dollars why not buy the sheet metal and make the components myself.
There isn’t a lot of rust on whats left of the old truck, from what I gather the original owner had garbage piled in the bed which contributed to the rust. Of course with any 62 model pickup Ford or otherwise there is some rust in the fenders and under the hood.
The original motor is still there it is a 292 y block with that wonderful crossover pipe in front (what the hell were they thinking with that idea?), but it is locked up so it will have to be rebuilt, if it can be.
Our plans are;

  • to build a stepside bed
  • rebuild the motor
  • replace the tires and wheels
  • add power steering (if anyone has any ideas on this they would be appreciated)
  • add a radio
  • I would really like to convert it over to disc brakes but those are pretty dang expensive.
  • Paint it candy apple red and black cherry for the trim
  • line the bed with wood

I know it is a lot to do on a very limited budget but it is a project for me and my son to work together on.

My Sons "New" Truck

My Sons “New” Truck


I will post new pictures as we complete stuff.

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Global Warming, My Big Frozen Hairy Butt.

Al Gore can kiss my entire butt, infact his breath might defrost it a little.
This stinking weather here in the great state of Alabama has gone extremely haywire.
At least once a week we get these freezing temperatures and then BAM!! Back up to a nice sunny 40 0r 50 degrees.
Recently we had a nice little freeze along with a couple of inches of snow and ice.
Now I know all you yankees up there in the North where you deal with snow every day like to make fun of us Southerners for your perception that we don’t know how to drive in snow. Of course you might want to look around your neighborhood before you go to laughing to loud. Hundred car pile ups for fog!
See the problem down here is that all of our weather people get their forecasts from the same place, then they change said forecast to make the average watcher think they came up with it all on their own.
I get my weather from weather.gov and so do all the weather forecasters on television. I just don’t change mine from the original. Of course I’m not a weather man so why the hell would I?
The point I’m making is when you see snow and ice accumulation on the weather.gov site and you’ve got a little time to prepare yourself, no matter what any of the talking heads on the local news says, be prepared.
Instead of being prepared, everyone took these clowns seriously and then we had school closing all at the same time, so everyone took off to rush to schools and get their kids, of course they all wanted to get there ahead of someone else. PASSING ON ICE IS NOT SMART YOU NIMRODS! BUNCH OF FREAKIN IDIOTS… AH HELL BUY SOME SNOW CHAINS.. BE PREPARED.

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One Fine Day In The Oval Office

We enter the Oval Office to see Barack Obama and his minions er… I mean the mainstream media discussing issues facing his presidency.

Obama – We have to figure out how to use these key issues for our gain.

Candy Crowley – Okay oh god one, give us the issues and we will create headlines.

Obama – Well in Texas they are trying to make abortion clinics cleaner and create standards for performing abortions. So that doctors have to be able to admit a woman to the hospital in case something goes wrong.

Crowley – Republicans Hate Women.

Obama – The republicans have effectively killed my immigration bill because we wouldn’t secure the border.

Matthews - Republicans Hate Mexicans.

Obama – I had to roll back obamacare as it applies to businesses for one year.

Crowley Р Republicans Hate The Uninsured.

Obama – My muslim brotherhood friend just got kicked out of office in Egypt and now I don’t know whether to crap or go blind.

Matthews – Republicans Hate Egyptians.

Obama – Hang on my dog groomer is on the phone…

Crowley – Republicans Hate Dogs.

Obama – No, that isn’t one of the issues….

Matthews – Republicans Hate The Issue Of Animal Rights.

Obama – No, I mean I am talking to the guy that has the grooming business, I took my dog to.

Crowley – Republicans Hate Small Businesses.

Obama – No. Yall wait a minute until I am through with this call.

Matthews – Republicans Hate Obama Phones.

Obama – Hang on a minute…… Look guys ¬†this has nothing to do with the republicans.

Crowley – Republicans Are Inconsequential.

Obama – That is not a headline.. I’m not even talking about headlines right now.

Matthews – Republicans Hate Obama Headlines.

Obama – Good Lord, you guys are giving me a headache.

Crowley – Republicans Upset Presidents Stomach.

Obama РI  am not talking about my stomach.

Matthews  - Republicans Give President Diarrhea.

Obama – What? No. I don’t have diarrhea?

Crowley – Republicans Give President Gonorrhea?

Obama – What? Hell Naw! I aint never had no kind of sex with no republican.

Matthews – Republicans Hate Gay Sex With President.

Obama  - Have you lost your damn mind man? I have never had sex gay or otherwise with republicans.

Crowley  - President Abstains From Sex

Obama – That is not what I said.

Matthews – Republicans Try To Confuse The Issues.

Obama – Joe. I need you… and bring your shotgun.

Tune in next time when we hear  Joe Biden say. Just give a quick blast with both barrels.

To which Matthews makes the headline Biden Enjoys Three Way.

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July 4th

Wishing everyone a safe and happy independence day.
Buy lots of fireworks, grill lots of food, drink lots of lemonade or what ever. Spend time with your family and friends and remember all those that fought and died winning our independence from Britain.
God bless and Happy Fourth.

 
Ronald Reagan (the last great president) Knew What Patriotism Was….

…this national feeling is good, but it won’t count for much, and it won’t last unless it’s grounded in thoughtfulness and knowledge.

An informed patriotism is what we want. And are we doing a good enough job teaching our children what America is and what she represents in the long history of the world? Those of us who are over 35 or so years of age grew up in a different America. We were taught, very directly, what it means to be an American. And we absorbed, almost in the air, a love of country and an appreciation of its institutions. If you didn’t get these things from your family you got them from the neighborhood, from the father down the street who fought in Korea or the family who lost someone at Anzio. Or you could get a sense of patriotism from school. And if all else failed you could get a sense of patriotism from the popular culture. The movies celebrated democratic values and implicitly reinforced the idea that America was special. TV was like that, too, through the mid-sixties.

But now, we’re about to enter the nineties, and some things have changed. Younger parents aren’t sure that an unambivalent appreciation of America is the right thing to teach modern children. And as for those who create the popular culture, well-grounded patriotism is no longer the style. Our spirit is back, but we haven’t reinstitutionalized it. We’ve got to do a better job of getting across that America is freedom-freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of enterprise. And freedom is special and rare. It’s fragile; it needs production [protection].

So, we’ve got to teach history based not on what’s in fashion but what’s important-why the Pilgrims came here, who Jimmy Doolittle was, and what those 30 seconds over Tokyo meant. You know, 4 years ago on the 40th anniversary of D-day, I read a letter from a young woman writing to her late father, who’d fought on Omaha Beach. Her name was Lisa Zanatta Henn, and she said, “we will always remember, we will never forget what the boys of Normandy did.” Well, let’s help her keep her word. If we forget what we did, we won’t know who we are. I’m warning of an eradication of the American memory that could result, ultimately, in an erosion of the American spirit. Let’s start with some basics: more attention to American history and a greater emphasis on civic ritual.

And let me offer lesson number one about America: All great change in America begins at the dinner table. So, tomorrow night in the kitchen I hope the talking begins. And children, if your parents haven’t been teaching you what it means to be an American, let ‘em know and nail ‘em on it. That would be a very American thing to do….

Fourth of July……Baby!!!!

So the 4th of July is upon us. Time to celebrate the independence of the United States of America.
Heck Yeah!

Time to celebrate the fact that brave men with guns won our independence from the British.
Since that time many more brave men with guns have defended our independence.
Unfortunately now we have idiots who seem to have forgotten what the red white and blue stand for in our flag and unfortunately these idiots vote for other idiots who would desecrate our constitution.
So lets go over what the red white and blue stands for.

Lets start with the red shall we; Red symbolizes the bravery and valor of those men that chose to move us from a colony to a country despite great odds. It is not coincidence that red is also the color of the blood that was shed by those that fought against tyranny. Something that may have to come about again for our government to realize they are supposed to represent “We the people.”

White represents purity. The desire to do that which is right, despite the odds. Something our elected public servants seem to have forgotten. Not to mention our supreme court justices who seem to make as much a mockery of our laws and constitution as our politicians.

Blue represents Vigilance, perseverance and justice, something we as a country really seem to be lacking lately. We allow public opinion to dictate what is right and wrong instead of the laws of God and nature. Everyone is vigilant until the money says otherwise.

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Declaration of Independence

The Declaration of Independence
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

Founding Fathers

Come on America, wake up.

Time To To Switch.

So I finally get used to Windows xp and I find out it will no longer have updates.
Dang it!

Seems they did this crap to me just as I was finally figuring out windows 98.

I checked out windows vista and thought, Wow that is crap. So I figured I would move on up to Windows 7. Which I like, however the fine folks at microsoft decided they could stick it to their consumers and release windows 8 really fast behind windows 7, with 8 being there to try to compete with all the android stuff.
Not going to happen for this old redneck. I have already switched my older xp computers over to various distros of Linux before finally settling on Mandriva (which looks like is going the way of the buffalo) and Mint..
So I reckon I will be switching all my older pcs over to Mint.
As soon as windows 7 becomes obsolete I guess I will be switching my newest one over to a Linux distro as windows 8 is not an option. If I want android I would stick with my tablet or get a freaking phone.

Personally I think mikersofty should work on the quality of their operating systems instead of trying to release a new version every two years. can anyone remember Windows ME, 2000 or Vista, they all sucked pretty bad.
Of course I could get one of the over priced Macs and become a computer snob like so many other Mac users I know (just kidding for all you computer snobs).

Anyone have any comments on what they think the best version of Linux is, post em below.

Damn it’s too hot to fish.

I bet Blake Shelton don’t ¬†have to deal with this stuff.

What Are The Odds?

It all started innocently enough, I was out in my garage trying to organize my tools, fishing reels, weights and lumber that I use to build stuff, when a freaking rat runs across the floor.

I hate rats. I’m not talking full blown ricochet panic thing but I just hate the little disease spreading bastards. They hardly ever sit still long enough to shoot.

After putting three bullet holes through the back door, the freezer and a tackle box, the rat got pissed off and did a full on frontal assault. Thinking fast I grabbed a tennis racquet and whacked the little sucker sending him or her to Valhalla.

Throwing the tennis racquet aside I glanced over at the broom laying on the floor. So keeping one eye on the rat to make sure he didn’t revive himself and come after me (zombie rats are a real pain the ass), I grabbed the broom handle and picked it up. Apparently I missed the broom handle and grabbed the snake that crawled into the garage to get the rats.

I’m not real sure but when I flung him or her out into the driveway, I could have sworn it called me a name that rhymed with bon of a witch.

After regaining my footing I noticed the rat was still where I knocked it and the snake was limping out of the drive, cursing me under its breath.

I swept the rat outside and over to my home-made catapult then launched that sucker of course it flew over the fence and  into the neighbors yard, where the neighbor just so happened to be walking with a hoe in her hand trying to kill a mumbling, cussing snake.

When the rat fell out of the sky and landed by her feet, my neighbor panicked and threw the hoe into the street where it struck the windshield of a garbage truck, causing the driver to lose control and run into the telephone pole.

The telephone pole fell over ripping down the power lines on our block, putting everyone without power while simultaneously starting a small fire three houses down.

Luckily the fire department is only two blocks away and they were able to save the foundation of that house.
Of course all the smoke drove all the rats from the nearby meadows into the first safe spot they could find. You guessed it. My garage.
Now if all this happened from killing on rat, what are the odds that if I kill a lot of rats we will have floods of Biblical proportions?

 

So Let Me Get This Straight…..

The head of the I.R.S. Lied to the American people.

The head of the C.I.A. Lied to the American people.

The head of the N.S.A. Lied to the American people.

The Attorney General lied to the American people.

The Ambassador to the U.N. Lied to the American people.

The Secretary of State lied to the American people.

The President of the United States lied to the American people.

Almost every member of Congress (Republican and Democrat) has lied to the American people.

Mainstream Media lied to the American people.

Edward Snowden told the truth…….

……and he’s the bad guy.

What’s wrong with this picture?

When Slick Willie’s buddy was selling technological and nuclear secrets to the North Koreans that was okay.

When Barry Obama’s people were leaking story after story that was okay.

When Dick Cheney was getting kickbacks from the wars that was okay, well maybe less okay according to the press.

The truth is, if this were a Republican administration the mainstream media would be all over each and every one of the scandals that have erupted in the last year, screaming for the head of the president and everyone involved right down to the white house chef.

But for some reason Barry gets a pass.

It’s time that Americans started taking their country back. Vote out all of these lowlifes and put in some new ones.

One other thing while I am on my soapbox. People who claim to be Christians and voted for any democrat really piss me off.

You are LIARS. There is no way a true Christian would vote for a democrat and if you say you are one I say you are a liar. Pure and simple.

A Christian is not for gay marriage nor are they for the murder of innocent children and if you voted democrat you are for those things, whether you want to admit it or not.

Even if you take the word of God out of the equation which so many democrats and liberals want to do. Gay marriage is unnatural.  Two bucks cannot create a fawn, neither can two does.

It takes a male and a female of the species to procreate. Even in the plant world plants have to have a male and a female.
So get over your hypocrisy and quit trying to make your perversions seem right.

Have a differing opinion, feel free to comment, just be warned that profanity and name calling will be edited.

 

 

One Fine Day In The Oval Office

We enter the Oval Office to find …… nobody. Not a soul. No one at all.
Why? Because they are out in a boat cruising around in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Obama – Joe. Quit singing Sixteen men on a dead mans chest.

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Biden РAwe okay. Hey big bassoon, why are we out in this boat?

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Obama – Well Joe it’s for two reasons. One, this boat is an analogy ¬†of the current situation of America….

Biden – And the other reason?

Obama – The guy that is writing this couldn’t scan the picture he drew onto his computer to add to this story.

Biden – Ha!¬†That’ll¬†learn him to buy the cheap printer.

Obama - Anyway in this story we are out here in the ocean in this boat with these holes in it.
The ocean represents a sea of taxes. The holes in the boat represents government spending and each stream of water coming in represents issues such as obamacare, entitlement programs and foreign aid.

Biden – What is that great big one?

Obama – That’s the national debt.

Biden – What is the one with the plug in it?

Obama – Military spending.

Biden – Why is it plugged off?

Obama – Cause ¬†I feel like our military is bloated and doesn’t really need anything. Besides the world loves me, we would never come under attack for anything by any foreign country.

Biden РWhat about Benghazi?

Obama – Oh that is just fiction, like those rocks represent over there. (Pointing to rocks that represent, Fast and Furious, IRS, Acorn, Voter Fraud, Benghazi, Immigration Enforcement, and other assorted lies and scandals).

Biden – We seem to be sinking, should we start bailing out the water?

Obama – Naa, just toss a few more taxpayers overboard.

Biden – Okay. (He tosses a few more taxpayers overboard) Hey all these rats leaving this boat should help lighten the load a good bit.

Obama – That’s just the mainstream media getting out while the¬†getting¬†is good.

Biden – Why are you drilling more holes in the boat?

Obama – To let the water drain faster.

Biden – ¬†I’ll throw in a few more taxpayers.

Obama – Good, we have to lighten this ship as much as possible.

Biden – Well I have tossed in all the taxpayers and military personnel that we had.

Obama – Good that makes room for those immigrants that are stranded on those rocks.

Biden – Won’t that make the boat heavier again?

Obama ¬†- You’re right Joe. (Picks up his drill again and starts drilling.

Biden – Boss I think you’re going about this all wrong.

Obama – What do you mean Joe? Are you getting common sense or something? You’re not turning into a libertarian are you?

Biden – No I just mean that this doesn’t seem quite right.

Obama – You mean sacrificing the taxpayers and businesses for the people who pay no taxes and only drain our system?

Biden – No I mean you keep drilling holes.

Obama – Yes it’s to let the water out.

Biden – Yes. But you should get a shotgun it will make bigger holes quicker.

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Obama – Good point, that will teach those idiots that believe in the constitution to block my gun bans.

 

Tune in next time when we hear;

Biden – Hey is that the great white whale, Moby Dick over there?

Obama – No that’s just Barney Frank sunbathing nude again.

One Fine Day In The Oval Office

We enter the Oval Office to find a distraught Barack Obama, talking to Joe Biden.

Obama РJoe, this shit is getting bad. Benghazi, Fast and Furious, The  I.R.S. , all of this crap is taking a toll on me.

Biden – I know bosserooni, and now it seems the press is turning on you, too.

Obama – I’m wondering what the heck I should do.

Biden – Buy a shotgun.

Obama – What?

Biden – This is a big f***ing deal.

Obama – I know it’s a big deal.

Biden – Millions and millions of people agree with me on this.

Obama – On what?

Biden – Oh, sorry big kahuna I was just looking over all my usual talking points to see if I could find something to help you.

Obama – Well it aint working, Joe.

Biden – Hey at least we got the I.R.S. to go after that guy in Alabama that makes fun of you on his website.

Obama – Which one is that.

Biden – The one that writes that one fine day in the oval office stuff.

Obama – Yes but that is one fish in a large pond.

Biden – I thought his site was fishy.

Obama – Of course he also made fun of W. when he was president.

Biden -Yeah, but that was different, W. is not the messiah that you are. Although  I do love his pelosi jokes.

Obama – There is no bigger joke than Nancy herself.

Biden – True dat!

Obama – So what do I do about my scandal riddled presidency. Maybe I should just pack up and go home.

Biden – Yeah that would be the thing. Nixon resigned before he was impeached.

Obama – Yeah, but Bill was impeached and not removed from office.

Biden – Well, if I have any say in the matter you can bet your ass that you will be removed from office.

Obama – Thanks Joe…. wait what?

Biden – Yep then they won’t have nobody to pick on or make fun of but Uncle Joe Biden.

Obama – So you want me out of office too?

Biden – Did I say that out loud?

Join us next time after the author of this gets done dealing with the irs  (seriously) and hopefully we will have something funny to say.